Just swung by a farm to see some bullshit.
They were all out…true, not one little bit.
There were none from cows & none from the bulls.
Every pat that fell was without fail pulled.
Swiftly, packaged shiny & shipped away.
Free overnight everywhere, every day.
Opened & digitized onto our screens.
Rated for all grownups & surly teens.
They think that we’re fools & we’ll eat it all.
Still…Voting Booths shouldn’t smell like bathroom stalls.

