These sad & sullied pitiful creatures.
The ones we all love to hate in features.
What is Count Dracula’s favorite blood type?
Are the Werewolf & Mummy stupid ripe?
My rosy recall of classic monsters…
Much like Gotham’s Families of Mobsters.
We do love to love & we love to hate.
Edward Scissorhands must not masturbate.
Whatever the ridiculous premise…
People love a redeemable menace.

