The fashion police are resorting to violence.
The cause is this bright podiatric appliance.
They’re incorrect & accepted now everywhere.
Inside Congress & boardrooms…I have seen them there.
Ubiquitous, though, among our tourist culture.
This offense designed by American vultures.
Originated under the peaks of Boulder.
Then on to international usage blunder.
These are not the shoes in which the erudite walks.
Plastic & socks?…scary as reptilian crocs.
L.B.Stowe 