Lines

“Hey there, handsome. Do you come here often?”
A pickup line that makes hard things soften.

“Hey, you look familiar. What is your name?”
Superfluous opens reveal the game.

“What are you doing in a place like this?”
Apparently hunting for frogs to kiss.

“It’s from that man at the end of the bar.”
Could’ve asked himself; it’s not like it’s far.

“Is this seat taken? Thanks. Hi, I’m blank.”
Now that’s an approach that could save me a wank.