We won’t be dickmatized again!
No more taking it on the chin!
We check facts before we begin.
Red flags have a separate bin.
Kick the tires behind the grin.
Take him out for a little spin.
Never sign with an offered pen.
Rate every test drive, one to ten.
No more free lunch of tasty sin.
Stay alert for an evil twin.
Know the whole what, where, why & when.
Take him home for a trial by kin.
How does he fare with patience thin?
Is he our prince among all men?
After this course, if we’re still zen…
Upon his heart our hopes we’ll pin.